Thanks to Welcome to Dungeon! in the comments of my Stitcher monster I had the idea of pursuing weird ways creatures might talk in combat.
The monster that apologizes as it continues to attack is just wrong. I wanted to see if I could think of any more. One thing I think is true about tone is that you can easily shift it. So these could be creepy, corny, or campy depending on your tone of voice, attitude, or choice of vocabulary.
Anyway, here are sixteen types of combat commentators you might try:
Can you think of more?