Call at 2AM "Did you loan your car to anyone?" Nope. "Can you come pick it up in 30 minutes?" Yep. I'm starting to think my chariot doesn't want me for a master-- 3rd time it's wandered off in the last year.
Okay, make it game related. Give me a curse for the next guy to take my chariot. I'll start:
1) Any gold you touch will turn to silver.
2) Dogs will bark constantly in your presence.