Monday, April 4, 2011

Voices

Zak's cool whispering starfish oracle got me thinking about other possible voices. So, for your oracles, summoned spirits, computer AIs, magical swords, and giant robots here's a list.  There are 45 entries, you can cut out 15 you don't like and roll a d30.  Or I can, um, try to think of 55 more.

Yeah, your mom is in there too.

10 comments:

  1. :rolls a 12: It puts the lotion on it's skin . . .

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  2. Quite timely! I was just thinking about voices this morning; to wit:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/laidback-voices-urging-man-to-kill-his-family-when,19794/

    As for dice, I'd use the Gygaxian AD&D d3 plus d15 approach.

    And when my mom shows up in one of your adventures you will run screaming, I assure you.

    Rock out.

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  3. Voice speaks so slowly that by the time it's finished it's already too late.

    Like the bit in The Prisoner when he sees a message in the bottom of his beer glass and drinks it down quickly to find out that it says

    you
    have
    just
    been
    poisoned.

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  4. ...BTW, with all the DDoS nonsense at livejournal I've set up a second site at http://lurkerablog.wordpress.com/

    I'm planning to cross post roleplaying stuff (only) in both places.

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  5. The link to the voices.pdf is broken.

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  6. Lovely. Gotta find some place to use it.

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