Yeah, your mom is in there too.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Voices
Zak's cool whispering starfish oracle got me thinking about other possible voices. So, for your oracles, summoned spirits, computer AIs, magical swords, and giant robots here's a list. There are 45 entries, you can cut out 15 you don't like and roll a d30. Or I can, um, try to think of 55 more.
Yeah, your mom is in there too.
Yeah, your mom is in there too.
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:rolls a 12: It puts the lotion on it's skin . . .
ReplyDeleteQuite timely! I was just thinking about voices this morning; to wit:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/laidback-voices-urging-man-to-kill-his-family-when,19794/
As for dice, I'd use the Gygaxian AD&D d3 plus d15 approach.
And when my mom shows up in one of your adventures you will run screaming, I assure you.
Rock out.
Voice speaks so slowly that by the time it's finished it's already too late.
ReplyDeleteLike the bit in The Prisoner when he sees a message in the bottom of his beer glass and drinks it down quickly to find out that it says
you
have
just
been
poisoned.
...BTW, with all the DDoS nonsense at livejournal I've set up a second site at http://lurkerablog.wordpress.com/
ReplyDeleteI'm planning to cross post roleplaying stuff (only) in both places.
The link to the voices.pdf is broken.
ReplyDeleteWhoops, sorry Matthew, fixed.
ReplyDeleteLovely. Gotta find some place to use it.
ReplyDeleteVery handy sir, thank you.
ReplyDeleteIt was its pleasure ;)
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