Even if these guys were all familiar with Swords & Wizardry I wouldn't want them bringing characters pre-made because I realize how fun and ridiculous the process of rolling the dice in order and rolling up hirelings can be.
I found some short quotes around the internet about marriage. How's this: Imagine three archways passed under with three inscriptions
- Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience (Samuel Johnson)
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence (Oscar Wilde)
- Marriage is the triumph of Mah-Kuss over another Bride!
This quote seems fruitful:
- Never strike your wife - even with a flower. (Hindu Proverb)
Also, I can't believe I forgot that old chesnut: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue. I think I'll include that as a puzzle, maybe statues of Mah-Kuss' brides will fit the bill.
I still need to type up & print out some rumor cards and the goals. I want to type up a list of titles for Mah-Kuss so I don't have to completely rely on improvisation.