Two Word NPCs

A While back I messed around with writing two word monsters to help generate fresh ideas. I think we could do the same for NPCs.

Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to juxtapose two words that will be evocative for a fellow DM.

I've had an unfair head start. Here are a few I came up with:

1. leprous emperor
2. epileptic wizard
3. gilded lich
4. mute friar
5. honest gambler
6. manic ratcatcher
7. dying saint
8. hungover inquisitor
9. stuttering poet
10. caged academic
11. narcoleptic gladiator
12. balancing merchant
13. clockwork cleric
14. polyglot beggar
15. acrobatic dwarves
16. levitating shepherd
17. wooden nun
18. glass knight
19. senile bishop
20. child aflame
21. albino ninja
22. meticulous ogre
    
23. thumb-sized ambassador
24. emaciated bandit
25. drunken maiden
26. depressed pimp
27. incontinent king
28. two-headed philosopher
29. shy preacher
30. cryptic gossip