Saturday, September 4, 2010

Mad Lib Magic

Next time you or one of your players wants to make a new spell this might speed up the process. Answer these 20 questions before peeking below the picture:
  1. Cool name for a wizard.
  2. Color you'd paint your car if you could.
  3. Something that moves through the air.
  4. Horrible symptom you would never want.
  5. Number from 1-9.
  6. Funky football star name.
  7. Adjective that would probably catch your attention.
  8. Something difficult to get rid of.
  9. Something you would never want to happen to your magic-user.
  10. Your favorite biblical name.
  11. Verb that would hurt if it happened to you (past tense).
  12. Gross adjective.
  13. Something that would freak you out if it surprised you in your bed.
  14. Verb you would be embarrassed to do in front of others.
  15. Pop star that goes by a single name.
  16. Number from 1-4.
  17. Body part it would be kick-ass to have another of.
  18. Verb you wish you could do better.
  19. Different number from 1-4.
  20. Pet name you hate.





[ 1 ]'s Wrathful Vengeance

Your foe is struck by a [ 2 ] [ 3 ] and immediately has [ 4 ] for [ 5 ] rounds.

[6]'s Wonderful Ward

A wall of [ 7 ] [ 8 ] rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from [ 9 ].

[ 10 ]'s Acrimonious Avengement

Your foe is [ 11 ] with a [ 12 ] [ 13 ] and must [ 14 ] until exhaustion sets in.

[ 15 ]'s Inveiglement

You suddenly gain [ 16 ] [ 17 ], and this allows you to [ 18 ] with such facility that any hostiles in [ 19 ] miles will immediately call you [ 20 ] and follow you adoringly.

Have a nice, relaxing Saturday.

10 comments:

  1. Great job. Very amusing.


    Zoridon's Wrathful Vengeance

    Your foe is struck by a [Neon Brown] [Decaying Woodpecker] and immediately has [adolescence] for [ four ] rounds.


    Joey Caro's Wonderful Ward

    A wall of [ Serrated ] [ Herpes ] rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from [ Magic Herpes ].


    Balthazar's Acrimonious Avengement

    Your foe is [ Defenestrated ] with a [ Voluptuous ] [ Corpse ] and must [ Masturbate ] until exhaustion sets in.


    Cher's Inveiglement

    You suddenly gain [ 3 ] [ Antenna ], and this allows you to [ Moon walk] with such facility that any hostiles in [ 3 ] miles will immediately call you [ Feito ] and follow you adoringly.

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  2. 1. Zer-Throgg
    2. Lime green
    3. Rain
    4. Pregnant
    5. 6
    6. Booster Gold
    7. Glistening
    8. 900 hit points
    9. Gaining more hit points when levelling up than strictly necessary
    10. Buz
    11. Chewed
    12. Damp.
    13. A horse's severed head.
    14. Miscalculate
    15. Danzig
    16. 3
    17. Mouth
    18. Memorize
    19. 2
    20. Zenman

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  3. Reading through them all
    Zer-Throgg's Wrathful Vengeance has possibilities

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  4. 1. Rallor Tsorgath
    2. Lime
    3. Osprey
    4. Necrotizing Faciitis
    5. 7
    6. Gaston 'The Pole-Axe' LaRue
    7. Bioluminescent
    8. Adolescent Diary
    9. Severed Hands
    10. Bathsheba
    11. Burned
    12. Liquifying
    13. Skinned Bear
    14. Forget Names
    15. Madonna
    16. 2
    17. Arm
    18. Memorising
    19. 3
    20. Zany

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  5. 1. Kristof the Inscrutable
    2. Deep purple
    3. flaming dagger
    4. a flaming scrotum
    5. 2
    6. Riggo
    7. eldritch
    8. crabs
    9. joining a boy band
    10. Methuselah
    11. immolated
    12. snot-encrusted
    13. fanged va-jay-jay
    14. sing show tunes
    15. Madonna
    16. 2
    17. pineal gland
    18. rock
    19. 4
    20. Madame Butterfly

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  6. 1. Archeron
    2. Gray
    3. Shrike
    4. Convulsion
    5. Six
    6. Horcanowitsz
    7. Sultry
    8. Reputation
    9. Posession
    10. Samael
    11. Torn
    12. Gelatinous
    13. Snake
    14. Crying
    15. Ogre
    16. Three
    17. Heart
    18. Meditate
    19. Two
    20. Miffy

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  7. This one is pretty awesome:

    Horcanowitsz's Wonderful Ward
    A wall of Sultry Reputation rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from Posession.

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  8. Barbozarr's Wrathful Vengeance
    Your foe is struck by a black albatross and immediately has rabies for 6 rounds.

    Robinho's Wonderful Ward
    A wall of f**ktarded psychotic needy girlfriends rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from castration.

    Ishmael's Acrimonious Avengement
    You foe is crushed with a snot-encrusted severed horse's head and must masturbate until exhaustion sets in.

    Shakira's Inveiglement
    You suddenly gain one eye, and this allows you to flirt with such facility that any hostiles in 4 miles will immediately call you Johnny and follow you adoringly.

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  9. I started with this meaning to be semi-serious, and some of the ideas are really intriguing, like yours Stuart and Zak's spell that causes pregnancy (What is born when the 6th round comes?), but every one of your contributions made me laugh hard.

    Thanks so much to all of you! And if anyone comes to this post later, feel free to add more.

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  10. Felerean's Wrathful Vengeance

    Your foe is struck by a [Reddish-Green] [Thrown Halfling] and immediately has [Crystalline Flesh] for [7] rounds.

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