- Cool name for a wizard.
- Color you'd paint your car if you could.
- Something that moves through the air.
- Horrible symptom you would never want.
- Number from 1-9.
- Funky football star name.
- Adjective that would probably catch your attention.
- Something difficult to get rid of.
- Something you would never want to happen to your magic-user.
- Your favorite biblical name.
- Verb that would hurt if it happened to you (past tense).
- Gross adjective.
- Something that would freak you out if it surprised you in your bed.
- Verb you would be embarrassed to do in front of others.
- Pop star that goes by a single name.
- Number from 1-4.
- Body part it would be kick-ass to have another of.
- Verb you wish you could do better.
- Different number from 1-4.
- Pet name you hate.
[ 1 ]'s Wrathful Vengeance
Your foe is struck by a [ 2 ] [ 3 ] and immediately has [ 4 ] for [ 5 ] rounds.
[6]'s Wonderful Ward
A wall of [ 7 ] [ 8 ] rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from [ 9 ].
[ 10 ]'s Acrimonious Avengement
Your foe is [ 11 ] with a [ 12 ] [ 13 ] and must [ 14 ] until exhaustion sets in.
[ 15 ]'s Inveiglement
You suddenly gain [ 16 ] [ 17 ], and this allows you to [ 18 ] with such facility that any hostiles in [ 19 ] miles will immediately call you [ 20 ] and follow you adoringly.
Have a nice, relaxing Saturday.
Great job. Very amusing.
ReplyDeleteZoridon's Wrathful Vengeance
Your foe is struck by a [Neon Brown] [Decaying Woodpecker] and immediately has [adolescence] for [ four ] rounds.
Joey Caro's Wonderful Ward
A wall of [ Serrated ] [ Herpes ] rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from [ Magic Herpes ].
Balthazar's Acrimonious Avengement
Your foe is [ Defenestrated ] with a [ Voluptuous ] [ Corpse ] and must [ Masturbate ] until exhaustion sets in.
Cher's Inveiglement
You suddenly gain [ 3 ] [ Antenna ], and this allows you to [ Moon walk] with such facility that any hostiles in [ 3 ] miles will immediately call you [ Feito ] and follow you adoringly.
1. Zer-Throgg
ReplyDelete2. Lime green
3. Rain
4. Pregnant
5. 6
6. Booster Gold
7. Glistening
8. 900 hit points
9. Gaining more hit points when levelling up than strictly necessary
10. Buz
11. Chewed
12. Damp.
13. A horse's severed head.
14. Miscalculate
15. Danzig
16. 3
17. Mouth
18. Memorize
19. 2
20. Zenman
Reading through them all
ReplyDeleteZer-Throgg's Wrathful Vengeance has possibilities
1. Rallor Tsorgath
ReplyDelete2. Lime
3. Osprey
4. Necrotizing Faciitis
5. 7
6. Gaston 'The Pole-Axe' LaRue
7. Bioluminescent
8. Adolescent Diary
9. Severed Hands
10. Bathsheba
11. Burned
12. Liquifying
13. Skinned Bear
14. Forget Names
15. Madonna
16. 2
17. Arm
18. Memorising
19. 3
20. Zany
1. Kristof the Inscrutable
ReplyDelete2. Deep purple
3. flaming dagger
4. a flaming scrotum
5. 2
6. Riggo
7. eldritch
8. crabs
9. joining a boy band
10. Methuselah
11. immolated
12. snot-encrusted
13. fanged va-jay-jay
14. sing show tunes
15. Madonna
16. 2
17. pineal gland
18. rock
19. 4
20. Madame Butterfly
1. Archeron
ReplyDelete2. Gray
3. Shrike
4. Convulsion
5. Six
6. Horcanowitsz
7. Sultry
8. Reputation
9. Posession
10. Samael
11. Torn
12. Gelatinous
13. Snake
14. Crying
15. Ogre
16. Three
17. Heart
18. Meditate
19. Two
20. Miffy
This one is pretty awesome:
ReplyDeleteHorcanowitsz's Wonderful Ward
A wall of Sultry Reputation rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from Posession.
Barbozarr's Wrathful Vengeance
ReplyDeleteYour foe is struck by a black albatross and immediately has rabies for 6 rounds.
Robinho's Wonderful Ward
A wall of f**ktarded psychotic needy girlfriends rises from the ground, encircles and protects you from castration.
Ishmael's Acrimonious Avengement
You foe is crushed with a snot-encrusted severed horse's head and must masturbate until exhaustion sets in.
Shakira's Inveiglement
You suddenly gain one eye, and this allows you to flirt with such facility that any hostiles in 4 miles will immediately call you Johnny and follow you adoringly.
I started with this meaning to be semi-serious, and some of the ideas are really intriguing, like yours Stuart and Zak's spell that causes pregnancy (What is born when the 6th round comes?), but every one of your contributions made me laugh hard.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much to all of you! And if anyone comes to this post later, feel free to add more.
Felerean's Wrathful Vengeance
ReplyDeleteYour foe is struck by a [Reddish-Green] [Thrown Halfling] and immediately has [Crystalline Flesh] for [7] rounds.